Shart, Beware The Burst T-Shirt
$30.00 – $32.00
- Categories: Consumer Products, Brand Parodies
- Collections: Fart T-Shirt Designs
Description
Sprite’s gone rogue—this ain’t lemon-lime, it’s a pants-crime! The Shart, Beware The Burst T-Shirt where fizz turns to fear in one tri-blend blast. One sip too far, and your shorts are the star of a soggy sequel nobody asked for. Bold green print says it loud: this refreshment’s a wreck. Slip it on and strut the stain—or at least the story.
Product Details:
- Material: Tri-blend fabric—soft as a dodge, tough as a damp disaster.
- Fabric Weight: Light like a false hope, sturdy for the fallout.
- Fit: Side seams and ribbed collar hug tight, even when the briefs don’t.
- Design Features: Shoulder tape holds steady—because your dignity won’t.
- Printing: Direct-to-garment with the ink locked in tighter than your cheeks should’ve been—bold colors that stick through the stinkiest sprints.
Wear it to the soda aisle, the john, or anywhere thirst turns to terror. Shart’s the spark—beware the burst, and laugh it off later.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Additional information
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