Welp, I Just Shit My Pants! T-Shirt

Description

Welp, it happened—and now it’s a fashion statement! This gut-busting Yelp parody swaps stars for skid marks, delivering a loud, proud “oops” for the ages. Perfect for those who rate life’s messiest moments five stars—or at least laugh through the stench.

Product Details:

• Material: Crafted from a soft and durable tri-blend fabric, blending comfort with a whiff of chaos.
• Fabric Weight: Lightweight and breezy, ideal for fleeing the scene in style.
• Fit: Structural side seams and an elastic ribbed knit collar keep it sharp, even if your pants aren’t.
• Design Features: Shoulder tape adds stability—because something’s gotta hold it together.
• Printing: Direct-to-garment printed design ensures vibrant colors that stick around, unlike your dignity.

Wear it to casual hangouts, awkward confessions, or just to air out your laundry. It’s a must-have for anyone who knows accidents happen—and t-shirts make them hilarious.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry-clean